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Citizen threatened by government for going green (general)

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9 years ago


The city of Cape Coral Florida have been accused of being major assfucks today by an undisclosed amount of people.  Robin Speronis, a Cape Coral resident, was ordered to hook up to the electrical grid and to install proper plumbing.  The city ruled that using rainwater and solar energy violates the International Property Maintenance Code stating that properties are unsafe to live in if they do not have electricity and running water.

"That is totally uncalled for!" energy expert Bob Blighten claimed.  "Burning coal and fossil fuel greatly increases pollution, and here the government is trying to force people to pollute instead of use green energy.  This is preposterous!"

"I know how to live off the grid completely and in a sanitary way," Speronis told News-Press. "That's what seven months living in the woods taught me.  I do have an alternative toilet from my days of living in the woods."

When will these fucking assholes at big energy stop the cronyism? When will the threatening end?  Hasn't it gone on long enough? What kind of country is this that we can not voluntarily create green energy without fear of being murdered or imprisoned by our own government.  A country with no fucking freedom at all.

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